Mozarts Behind Closed Doors

Hi Slaves straying a bit from my usual utterances but i thought this was interesting and a bit humorous enjoy

Mozarts interest in butt hole pleasure is well-documented. The classical-era composer who led a musical renaissance nearly 300 years ago even went as far as to create a work titled “Lick My Ass,” an upbeat ode to analingus which was a favorite of his to play at dinner parties:

When Mozart wasn't writing one of his 600 masterpieces he was writing letters to his female cousin, the contents of which were usually in a basic rhyme scheme and seriously screwed up. There are tons of snippets to choose from out there, but nothing quite sums up Mozart's dirtiness as well as when he told his cousin that he wanted to "shit on her nose" and watch it "drip down her chin."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was such a prodigy that he began writing symphonies at age five, which our male readers may remember as the age when they still didn't understand the difference between poop and finger paint. Also he was the greatest composer ever.

He would also send letters to his own mother, who thought it was great fun and would often write him back in the same vein. Much like the above letter and the one running down a shrimp's back, this vein contained way more poop than you'd expect. One of his letters to his mum included the passage "Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn't in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise." Another ended with "I now wish you goodnight, shit in your bed with all your might, sleep with peace on your mind and try to kiss your own behind.

The same genius that wrote "Piano Concerto No 24 in C Minor" also wrote a gem called Lick my Ass a classical party ballad meant to be sung by six people at a time, and followed it up with a sequel called Lick My Ass Nice and Clean, the lyrics of which we have included below: Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.

We figure it's only a matter of time until this song gets remixed.

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