New Years Eve a time to get drunk and Laid and not remember what happened afterwards. It is January the 1st wtf happened to December 31st and why does my ass hurt!!!
Hope you all had a strapping Christmas and New Year, talking of strapping times I have lots of them in line for you. Look what has happened to Santa this could be you. Perhaps next year if you still have a Santa outfit that fits.
Hope to see you soon I cannot wait to hear your Xmas stories I will of course give out the necessary punishment, depending on the story. 2019 bring it on.
To Santa I have been as naughty as fuck this year please punish me , as Santa is not here he has left it up to me. With pleasure.