Mistress-K

MISTRESS K
HUDDERSFIELD DOMINATRIX

To scat or not to scat

Hi slaves of all tastes whatever turns you on. When it comes to scatting I prefer you to just wipe your backside and then let me slap it very hard for being such a naughty boy using too much toilet paper and if you are very naughty I might if I am in a good mood rub your nose in it.

I found this below and I thought we could have some humour about scatting

scat

1) A type of jazz singing involving use of short (usually one syllable) words that aren't actually words, like a kind of filler. 2) Sexual activiy relating to or involving faeces

Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the wife 3 hours after eating a very hot curry.

Scatter gun : To drop a load on the missus after dining heavily on lentils which don't digest and turn the anus into a machine gun.

Scat blues : A disapointing end to the nights fun due to excessive straining caused by the consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mary were on their way home from the pub.

  • "Do you fancy a "McScat" Mary?" said John.

  • "Eughh! not likely" said Mary. "What about a curry"?

  • "We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".

  • "Well I don't" said Mary "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.

John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mary’s hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"

  • "Oh John, I love you" said Mary.

  • "I love you to" said john.

Listen to Scat Queen a song by the yes yes dolls you may like it.

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